I’m going tomorrow and it’s only because my mom finally caved and made an appointment for me

like if it’s my choice, if it’s up to me, why would i go to the dentist. why would I schedule an appointment and then remember when that appointment is and drive myself to the dentist when i could do literally anything else with my time



I sort of stopped going to the dentist after my mom stopped driving me three years ago




Mrs. French’s cat is missing. The signs are posted all over town. “Have you seen Honey?” We’ve all seen the posters, but nobody has seen Honey the cat. Nobody. 



netflix keeps telling me to watch pontypool so I finally did and it was weird it reminded me of an episode of wtnv but weirder




source

orumenkoruben:

memes i want back:

  • image


Anonymous asked:
Titty Tuesday?

I haven’t heard those words in a long, long time





I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t happy that this drought is giving me an excuse not to wash my car