I’m on chapter 7 and I went ahead and read the letters from johnny’s mom

I’m finally reading house of leaves and it’s really fucking with me



we just passed an older lady getting DOWN in her car alone and my day is instantly amazing I love this planet



$2 pancakes at denny’s are 2 much for me to handle I’m a food lightweight



I met tommy wiseau

tommy wiseau in person…. the dream…. it’s happening

fightwing23:

peetababy:

I SWEAR TO GOD THERE IS A GIRL IN MY CLASS WHO CAN READ MY THOUGHTS SHE’S ALWAYS LOOKING AT ME FUNNY WHEN IM THINKING INAPPROPRIATE THINGS SO I SAID IN MY HEAD “START LAUGHING IF YOU CAN HEAR ME” AND SHE STARTED LAUGHING IM SCARED?????

This is either a plot for a new X-Men movie or a Stephen King novel.



Anonymous asked:
"a man sent this" -- you and your friend are useless feminists. you aren't helping our cause by basically painting a picture for society of how women are useless and the only way we can prosper is by hoping that men change their fucking ideologies

carolxne:

a man sent this







how do you say selfie in swedish