excellent-foppery:

I fucking hate socrates, hes like a teen boy trying to trick someone into say something contradictory so he can yell gotcha humiliate them in public and then get on his skateboard and leave like he is so much smarter than everyone else. 

fuck socrates man



I don’t think anyone in athens actually thought socrates was an atheist he was probably just so annoying that the councilmen all got together one day and were like “well someone’s gotta make this dude drink hemlock what can we accuse him of”



phaedrus wanted socrates’s dick damn

internetexplwhorer:

THIS IS SO SATISFYING I HAVE NEVER SEEN IT EDITED LIKE THIS

remember in elementary school there was always that one kid who bought the guinness book of world records from the book fair and became the most popular kid in school for a day bc everyone crowded around the weird holy bible looking for pictures of dicks and people who could do gross things with their eyelids



Anonymous asked:
So 97% of the population are straight and less or 3% LGBT and somehow you think that they will rule the world over the rest of us? Feminism is way deluded than I used to think. A lot of us straight people will never accept them or even cater to their lifestyle. But keep playing and losing.

I think you may be confused… about a couple of things





Replace All Straight Men With Literally Anything Else 2014

hexgoddess:

poet-and-i-know-it:

I find this extremely offensive.. Jokingly or not. Not all men are assholes, you know.

Who left this tray of lasagna here

(Source: punlich)




meladoodle:

meladoodle:

THIS IS ME DOING MY THING BUT THE BEGINNING WAS CUT OFF

Hey guys this is what I did last night and it was probably the scariest thing I’ve ever done but I’m so glad I did it



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retiredghost:

stephen / ke$ha



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caveofdoubt:

But a Fleeting Illness // Say Anything