Promiscuous Girl- Nelly Furtado
I’m talking to my friend storm about “surprise, bitch” and he’s like “I don’t understand why people think that gif is so funny. it’s nothing special. people say that to me every day”
so tonight my philosophy professor had these nasty bruises all over her arms and she stopped mid-lecture to say “sorry you guys have to look at my bruised-up body, my friend brought a stripper pole over for thanksgiving and that shit is not easy. tip your strippers. tip your strippers well” and then immediately kept talking about philosophy
Highly doubt this. Even when I was beginning I didn’t get bruises on my arms.
every person in the entire world has the exact same initial stripper experience