first mirror selfie in new apartment feat. dumpster mattress

sonicpinballparty:

booksandbeers:

Furries are considered weird deviants still yet mainstream capitalism desperately desires for me to want to fuck a green m&m.

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that date rape prevention nail polish is pretty neat but I want that stuff sigourney weaver had in holes



when I bought my car there was a cd in the back seat labeled “hey gorgeous - david.” it’s a mix cd of romantic ballads such as gangsta luv, drop it low, and shots and it’s one of my top 10 favorite possessions- a window into a relationship between two people I know nothing about but who definitely had sex in my car



I’m touching up my hair & I look like a cute boy

I couldn’t find my normal ladies deodorant called sexy intrigue so instead I bought old spice’s HAWKRIDGE and they smell pretty much the same gendered products are so hilarious



chaniall:

people shit on math and science because they’re not good at it y’all are like “being amazing at math and science doesn’t make you intelligent” nah man it literally does it’s just that if you aren’t amazing at math and science it doesn’t mean you’re unintelligent don’t shit on other people’s talents simply because they aren’t yours




blazedegg:

deanprincesster



blazedegg:

My grandmother: excuse me I have to go chase josi (her new dog) she’s eating turkey poop

Me: *cackles* heheheh



manafromheaven:

salticinae:

I’m actually crying right now. Something that seemed impossible for me might actually happen in the future. I just hope this isn’t repealed by the time I feel comfortable enough in my life to transition. I know this doesn’t seem important to most people but this just gave me another reason to keep moving forward with my life. 🙏

I HOPE THIS IS A THING FOR MY AMERICAN FRIENDS AHH!!!