Furries are considered weird deviants still yet mainstream capitalism desperately desires for me to want to fuck a green m&m.
that date rape prevention nail polish is pretty neat but I want that stuff sigourney weaver had in holes
when I bought my car there was a cd in the back seat labeled “hey gorgeous - david.” it’s a mix cd of romantic ballads such as gangsta luv, drop it low, and shots and it’s one of my top 10 favorite possessions- a window into a relationship between two people I know nothing about but who definitely had sex in my car
I couldn’t find my normal ladies deodorant called sexy intrigue so instead I bought old spice’s HAWKRIDGE and they smell pretty much the same gendered products are so hilarious
people shit on math and science because they’re not good at it y’all are like “being amazing at math and science doesn’t make you intelligent” nah man it literally does it’s just that if you aren’t amazing at math and science it doesn’t mean you’re unintelligent don’t shit on other people’s talents simply because they aren’t yours
My grandmother: excuse me I have to go chase josi (her new dog) she’s eating turkey poop
Me: *cackles* heheheh