brvdleysoileau:

how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl

earthlingonly replied to your post: I’m scared to drink out of my water bottle because…

you mean your waeterbotetlt

wasperbottle

goodnight everything is stupid especially the wasp

I’m scared to drink out of my water bottle because what if the wasp is in my water bottle

geo dude……….. like he’s a rock but he’s also a dude…………….fuck…………….

rneerkat replied to your post: omg in coms today we were talking about whether or…

whos your teacher omg

shea I have her for 212 but I think she teaches 101 too

omg in coms today we were talking about whether or not we should have class after our midterm on wednesday and this one girl was like “no, it’s hard to focus after an exam” and the professor was like, “okay, any other opinions?” and I was like “I don’t like having to wait for everyone to finish” 

and my professor flipped her hair sassily and was like “oh I’m josi I don’t like having to wait for everyone else because I’m the best” in an extremely ridiculous british accent and it was the most absurd moment of my college career so far

bunnydeerest replied to your post: you should all download the app dots and if u can…

how do i know what your score is

it’s 377

jahhhhhvie replied to your post: literally though where did that fucking wasp go

You’ll probably eat him in your sleep

………… WHAT  THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU